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Death MessagesCmon Use My death messages they are way better u can stic a few krw 1's in or i could make em for u... heres my death messages
screen_name = "%s took a dump and used poison ivy to whipe with ';..;'.";
screen_name = "%s has been vanquished aka stand being entertained... well not really but u get the point.";
screen_name = "%s yah he may have died honorably but he's still dead....";
screen_name = "%s has fallen into the hole were it crawled out from.";
screen_name = "%s asked a krug if it wanted a smoke and the krug answered "smoking kills".";
screen_name = "%s has decided to stop living for a while and is gonna go back to farming.";
screen_name = "%s has temporarily stepped out of this game because there bored of dien.";
screen_name = "%s has been killed by that... oh come on you n00bs can't kill a krug.";
screen_name = "%s has died from lack of brain power.";
screen_name = "%s was mercilessly slaughtered by %s oh wait WHAT! he killed himself!?.";
screen_name = "%s has passed from this world to the next,and the next, and the next, and the next ehh i lost track at 5,000.";
screen_name = "%s would probably love to be resurrected but why help him with that?.";
screen_name = "%s greets Death warmly Cuz he was cold and SUCKS AT DUNGEON SIEGE n00b!.";
screen_name = "%s has fallen in battle because he forgot too tie his shoes.";
screen_name = "%s bought the farm house and the cow and the sheep and the... GOM!?.";
screen_name = "%s fell down the orchard house's stair case.";
screen_name = "%s was sent packing but decided he was gonna stay... who new gom was in the building.";
screen_name = "%s's life fire got pissed on.";
screen_name = "%s kicked the bucket but the bucket got mad and kicked %s's ass.";
screen_name = "%s is a flower! well thats gay.";
screen_name = "%s got kicked in the nuts.";
screen_name = "n00b DOWN I REPEAT n00b DOWN!!! .";
screen_name = "%s tells you: what your gay? next time atack me ill spank you n00b.";}
[death_male]
{
screen_name = "%s met his maker... CHRIS TAYLOR XD.";
screen_name = "%s err i ran outa ideas.";
screen_name = "%s has drawn his last breath... he was trying to breathe underwater....";
screen_name = "%s should go back to playing pokemon.";
}
[death_female]
{
screen_name = "What u'd hit a girl?.";
screen_name = "%s realized that she was lying face down in the dirt.";
screen_name = "%s has drawn her last breath... another 1 trying to breathe water....";
screen_name = "Arnold Schwartsinegar thought she was a peperoni and killed %s.";
}
[leader_kills]
{
screen_name = "%s needs to stop piking on the gremals and phrak how many did the n00b kill? oh yah %d.";
}
}
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